"Honey, you'll never guess what happened at Wal-Mart"

First item: That "Hey, you kids! Get off my lawn!" guy decides to get out of the house and put the smack down on a noisy two-year-old girl while doing some discount shopping. The big news: The thermonuclear wrath burning from the mom's eyes does not cause him to spontaneously combust and he lives to see another day.

Best line from this report: "He looks exactly like one of the villians from Scooby Doo."

Second item: Obviously angry kid tells his mom to shut up twice, then smacks her in the face, and he lives to see another day, too! (Tip to parents - let your kids say their piece once in a while before it escalates to this insanity. Tip to Dr. Phil - The yelling at people to get their lives together works better if it's adult-to-adult.)

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